There is a storm coming yet I am at peace. I am quiet and still.

I long for home but home is a fantasy comprised of sunny days past and fresh dawns of the future.

It’s a place that does not exist nor the life that I lead, yet I know it well.

I can tell you what you would find in the medicine cabinet, what the car smells like, how her heart beats in my presence…

I can tell you who I am but not when I am…

I want to come home.

The rain has now started.

3rd February 2012

Photo reblogged from The Daily What with 705 notes

thedailywhat: Prison Laugh Riot of the Day: Vermont State Police learned an important lesson this week: Don’t task inmates with creating official cruiser decals because they might slip in a pig disguised as a cow spot. All told, some 60 “special” decals were made over the past couple of years, according to Department of Corrections commissioner Andy Pallito. The culprit or culprits have yet to be unearthed. “It is fair to say the quality control will be improved at the Corrections Department and at the Vermont State Police,” said VSP executive officer Major William Sheets. Added State Senate President Pro Tempore John Campbell, ““It’s going to be ‘Where’s Porky?’ instead of ‘Where’s Waldo?” [bfp / atu.]

thedailywhat:

Prison Laugh Riot of the Day: Vermont State Police learned an important lesson this week: Don’t task inmates with creating official cruiser decals because they might slip in a pig disguised as a cow spot.

All told, some 60 “special” decals were made over the past couple of years, according to Department of Corrections commissioner Andy Pallito.

The culprit or culprits have yet to be unearthed.

“It is fair to say the quality control will be improved at the Corrections Department and at the Vermont State Police,” said VSP executive officer Major William Sheets. Added State Senate President Pro Tempore John Campbell, ““It’s going to be ‘Where’s Porky?’ instead of ‘Where’s Waldo?”

[bfp / atu.]

Source: thedailywhat

  1. the-tumble-girl reblogged this from thedailywhat
  2. raisha reblogged this from thedailywhat
  3. tayc0sta reblogged this from thedailywhat
  4. ninasophia reblogged this from thedailywhat
  5. theblairbetch reblogged this from peepantsrepulsa
  6. peepantsrepulsa reblogged this from peepeeherman
  7. flightofthereader reblogged this from jennasaispas and added:
    im so sick of hearing about this everywhere. some of us have known this for a long time. this isn’t news to us -_-
  8. andinthisverymomentimking reblogged this from thedailywhat
  9. tigerpixie reblogged this from steampunk-avatar and added:
    Cops have no sense of humor. That is genius!
  10. what-it-loves reblogged this from vladislava
  11. kaliwallace reblogged this from justmegger
  12. bandperson reblogged this from steampunk-avatar
  13. steampunk-avatar reblogged this from jennasaispas
  14. jennasaispas reblogged this from thedailywhat
  15. salofreakinme reblogged this from thedailywhat
  16. gelectricity reblogged this from thedailywhat
  17. imaginationsalvation reblogged this from thedailywhat
  18. somecallitobsession reblogged this from ghost-of-saintjimmy
  19. ghost-of-saintjimmy reblogged this from sxeparawhore
  20. heart-ramblings reblogged this from morrydunn and added:
    This is too funny.
  21. whatstevedoes reblogged this from sustainable-sam
  22. excepteuropa reblogged this from thedailywhat
  23. vladislava reblogged this from firesandwords
  24. pchpeplasandbumblebees reblogged this from thedailywhat
  25. thebrightshapes reblogged this from thedailywhat
  26. justbasicspace reblogged this from thedailywhat
  27. lovelylindsayswords reblogged this from perfectioninpolaroids
  28. trapcorp reblogged this from thugbros