There is a storm coming yet I am at peace. I am quiet and still.

I long for home but home is a fantasy comprised of sunny days past and fresh dawns of the future.

It’s a place that does not exist nor the life that I lead, yet I know it well.

I can tell you what you would find in the medicine cabinet, what the car smells like, how her heart beats in my presence…

I can tell you who I am but not when I am…

I want to come home.

The rain has now started.

9th January 2012

Video reblogged from The Daily What with 497 notes

thedailywhat:

But Wait There’s More of the Day: Vince Offer AKA Vince Shlomi AKA The ShamWow! Guy pokes fun at that schticky situation he got into a few years back in his brand new infomercial for a glorified lint remover.

Caution: Awful innuendos and a big-ass spider ahead.

[ontd.]

Source: thedailywhat

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    ————- I have to go to class now but this isn’t real is it
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    LOL Schticky….lol
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    Vince Offer: Hooker Adjuster
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    Is this real? Like does he actually expect anyone to grant him with any credibility whatsoever after Shamwow?
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    Convinced I need it.
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    aw I missed vince :D
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    That’s what she said.